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The good, the bad and the helpers

I’ve finally figured it out. It’s taken a while but now I know what I want in the man department. I want a helper. That’s it. All the rest of it is fluff. I know everyone thinks that Johnny Depp…

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Sexy is state of mind

For some reason, African Americans call curvy girls ‘thick’. For an African of the continental variety, the word is controversial, mostly because ‘thick’ also means dim and no one wants to be accused of being dumb. Especially when you’re a…

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Act like a lady, think like a man

I was amused to discover recently that there is such a thing as ‘fun feminism’. I wondered just how dreary the old feminism had to be to warrant the ‘fun’ tag that has been so conspicuously latched onto the new…

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I’ll take that piece of ass to go

Some dude has gone and written a song about fast food – Chips Funga he’s calling it – and he’s managed to make it sound romantic. Sexy, even. Who knew takeout would sound as good as it tastes? I guess…

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Make it or break it

I’ve heard it said that marriage is not a contract – it’s a covenant. A contract can be broken. A covenant is a binding agreement. Even so, married people ‘break up’ and move on without having to die first, so…

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Laughing all the way to the club

A few weeks ago, a friend convinced me to leave my trusted couch for a couple of hours and head out to a beach club in Dar es Salaam. When she called, I was miles into a Giuliana & Bill…

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God must be a happy Man

God must be a happy Man if the amount of praying that has gone on recently is anything to go by. Thanks to the man of God from Naija, thousands of women were moved to look upwards instead of sideways…

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